It is undeniably hilarious, though. The collapsing, the rolling, the clutching. The grimaces, the howls. But then, the execrable icing over the cake, is the inevitable abuse directed at the referee when a decision is made. If FIFA had any sense they would arm those unenviable sods with riot gear. I vote to arm them with whips, marinated in salt and vinegar.
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Lockdown Upsides
Behold this glorious standing desk of mine…
Kettlebells and Quarantine
For sport, performance and health, dumbbell isolation exercises are dumb. They are for ‘show’ muscles. If you want ‘go’ muscles, you want kettlebell Olympic variants (clean, jerk, snatch, squat), plus the almighty kettlebell swing.
A Journal of the Corona Year
As I am swept downstairs to isolation in my living-room, now dining- and bed- and whatever-else-room, I quickly survey my library of books to decide which will make the journey downstairs, and this one jumps out at me.
Stoicism
As tough times befall our little island, the likes of which we’ve not encountered since WW2, we should say a Stoic prayer: things can get worse, things will get worse, yet however bad things get, I have some small ability to make them better.
Dippy Thinking
Nine degrees celsius is the present sea temperature, enough to make the uninitiated yelp upon entry (as I’ve had the sick pleasure of witnessing with several friends over the years), and more than enough to make any extremity turn white, or turn around and retreat back inside of you.
Thoughts on Kids and Device Safety
Kids will make seemingly safe devices unsafe by their innate impulse to explore and experiment, without giving it a second thought. As adults, we lose that, we give things a second thought, we see danger everywhere, where it is and where it isn’t. Kids are blind to ‘the other side’ of boundaries we adults set, they don’t foresee the negative possibilities of pushing against the boundaries, and bounding over them the second your back is turned.
The Comeback of the Century: Fury Rises
After the burning blatancy of the boxing judges’ corruption cooled down for me, the performance became something greater than its result: it was Fury’s ode to bravery and boxing prowess, to the endurance and tenacity of the human spirit, despite all that went before, defying and defeating the odds which once seemed stacked against him. Indeed, a dramatic representation of humans becoming superhuman, our generation’s fight of the century: ‘The Comeback of the Century: Fury Rises’.
Dinner Date and Expectations
Wishing for all the qualities that comprise your perfect imaginary person to fortuitously manifest within a real life person, who is ‘just your type’, is a childish fancy. These sorts of games should really be abandoned at the same time you stop playing make-believe. It reduces your chances of finding and building relationships with people outside that imaginary bracket; real-life people with nonphysical qualities that actually matter, and make for healthy relationships, like honesty, loyalty, compassion, and so on.
A Smashing Phone Story
All of the mental clutter amassed by clicking and flicking through social media, annihilated. All of the time typing things that didn’t need to be said or could have waited for a more personable phone call or meeting in person, reclaimed. The average angle at which my head is tilted, raised by several degrees. The opportunity to intensify and experience life, multiplied exponentially.
